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Single ties it!
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Swing for the fences,
Moog! Let's go!
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Come on, Tyler! You got this!
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Play's to first, second, or third!
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Let's go, Moog!
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Look alive, Jarhead!
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It's Moog! He's going
to whiff anyway!
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Let's go, Moog!
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Strike one!
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Let's go, Moog!
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Ice cream! Ice cream!
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-Let's get some.
-Let's go!
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Big swing, Moog. Just pretend
it's a cheeseburger, okay?
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Or your mom's ass, 'cause I'm
about to spank this bitch.
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Hey!
Knock it off, Hank.
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You too, Brett.
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Okay, Allen. By the way,
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you really nailed that
Glengarry monologue.
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One more word, and I walk him.
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Seriously, I follow
your IG. You got chops.
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What the hell are you
two even talking about?
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A set of steak knives.
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Finish him, Tyler!
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Strike two!
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Stop swinging at
the garbage, Moog!
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Ready? Mm.
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Jarhead!
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Ah! Fuck!
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Safe!
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Safe! Safe!
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Safe!
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Moog! Moog! Moog!
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What are you doing?
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I think my arm's broken.
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Let me see.
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Ow! What the fuck?
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Now, it's broken.
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Okay, boys!
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Ice cream on me!
Let's go!
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Hey. Hey.
Uh, were you serious
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about the Glengarry monologue?
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No. Actually, you're great,
better than Alec Baldwin.
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Awesome.
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-Good game, son.
-We fuckin' sucked, Dad.
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-Language, Hank!
-Whatever.
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You think it's kind
of weird our dentist
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is getting all
the kids ice cream?
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Smart business strategy.
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Sucks you didn't catch
that fly out there, Jared.
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Hey, at least there's
no more games
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for you to fuck up this season.
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Hank!
What the hell you doin'?
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Nothing.
He dropped it.
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Apologize.
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-Way to battle.
-Thanks.
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Ow!
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-You're fuckin' dead.
-Hey!
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-What are you doin'?
-Dad, he's a fuckin' dork.
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He'll get over it.
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By punching you in the face?
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Daddy, look what Dawn made me.
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Oh, my. Look how
beautiful that is.
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-Here you go, honey.
-Here you go, sweetie.
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What's up with these names?
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"Locust Lick.
Serpent Swirl."
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I mean, what's
a Froggy's Swamp Pop?
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They sound gross.
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They don't look gross.
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Mmm. Let me try.
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Excuse me.
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That's not yours.
Apologize.
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I'm so sorry
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that your son's a fucking pussy!
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Forget him, Benji-by.
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He'll get what's coming to him.
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Bullies always do.
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Oh! Why, thank you!
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Aren't you sweet?
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To Jarhead,
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the greatest player
to have on the other team.
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You earned it, bud.
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I don't know what to say.
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Fuck it. I accept
my ice cream with pride!
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What are you doing?
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Enjoying my trophy?
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Do you want to barf all night?
Come on.
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Hey, Lizzie.
Wanna hang out with us later?
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I'm free too, Lizzie.
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Uh, there's room on my bike.
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Hank, she's out
of your league. Come on.
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-Bye, Lizzie!
-Bye, Lizzie!
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Bye, Lizzie!
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What were you thinking?
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I was just seeing if
I'm still lactose intolerant.
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You know, I think Mom
and Dad made it up.
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Yeah, right. I have to live
with your lactose farts.
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Fair. How is it?
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It's good.
How was the game?
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About as good as my farts.
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Big plans for the summer?
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Right now, just the beach.
Maybe guarding again.
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My parents, they want me
to intern at their law firm.
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I don't wanna spend
my summer indoors.
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Sounds like your parents.
Want this on their account?
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Uh, no. My mom gave me cash.
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Well, please be sure to say hi...
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God damn it!
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There's no more God damn bell!
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Hasn't been a God
damn bell for three years!
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Only put the damn thing up
there 'cause I thought it would be fun!
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You hit the bell,
you get a gumball!
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But you little punks
take shots at it
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like it's God damn Anzio Beach,
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and I'm breaking my back
picking up pennies all day!
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Well, guess what?
There's no more bell!
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Now, get the hell out of here!
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How about you, Jared?
Any big plans?
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Uh, yeah...
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J Money's workin' for me.
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Kid's gonna make a killin',
buy a Ferrari!
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Why would I mow lawns for you
instead of going to camp?
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You're gonna need that
cash in high school.
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Chicks are expensive.
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Trust me. I know.
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What are you talking about?
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I practically went bankrupt
dating your sorry ass.
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Ah. That was before
I was an entrepreneur.
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You mean before
you bought a lawnmower.
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Correct.
Speaking of, Roger,
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I need some motor
oil for the Green Machine.
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And by green, I mean
because it spits out cash.
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Sure thing.
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Thanks, Roger.
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Say hi to your folks for me.
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Sure. I'll say hi to them.
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-Roger.
-Brrr. Uh, dude, dude,
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what's with your sister?
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She used to laugh at
all my jokes.
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Well, if you want to
get her back,
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don't try to be cool.
Just try to be a human.
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Kid's not wrong.
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Dude, you put the bell back?
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♪ Ding-ding-ding ♪
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♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪
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Like, why would
you ever set up a bell
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for kids to throw pennies at?
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"I made 57 cents today,
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and it only cost
me three pieces of gum."
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He's a psycho.
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He probably has dead bodies
in his basement.
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-Tie your shoe.
-I did.
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It's these laces.
They're so annoying.
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Hey. Did you get it?
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Get what?
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I'll meet you at the car.
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-Are you getting weed?
-Oh, my God. Go.
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-I want some.
-Go!
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Bye, Jared!
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♪ The ice cream song ♪
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♪ Ring-a-ding-ding ♪
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♪ Ring-ding-dong ♪
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♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪
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♪ It's the ice cream song ♪
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-Hey.
-Hi.
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Do you have any fireworks left?
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Uh, yeah, maybe
a couple JJs and...
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Cool. Bring them.
I want to film...
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♪ Ringa-ding-ding ♪
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♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪
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♪ Ring-ding-dong ♪
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♪ It's the ice cream song ♪
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♪ Ringa-ding-ding ♪
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♪ Ring-ding-dong ♪
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♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪
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♪ It's the ice cream song ♪
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♪ Ringa-ding-ding ♪
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♪ Ring-ding-dong ♪
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♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪
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♪ It's the ice cream song ♪
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-Hi!
-Hi!
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Hi, Mrs. Henderson.
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Hi, Jared. Um,
Elliott's not feeling well.
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Oh. We were just texting.
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Came on pretty suddenly.
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It's probably just
heatstroke from the game.
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But he's upstairs lying down.
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Well, tell him to text me later
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if he's better
and wants to hang out.
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I will. Oh, uh, tell
your mom Saturday's perfect.
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Okay.
Thanks, Mrs. Henderson.
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No problem.
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Come on, Sebastian.
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Where's your
butt buddy, Smelliott?
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He's coming out soon,
with his bat.
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Bullshit.
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Can you just give me
back my bike?
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Your bike? I think this
is maybe my bike now.
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Really?
Because if you steal it,
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my dad will sue you.
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What a pussy response.
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Why don't you come
fight me for it?
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Because it's already mine.
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Jared, is everything okay?
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Yeah.
We were just joking around.
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Oh, yeah.
Sebastian here is always joking.
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Okay.
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I can take this anytime I want.
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Well, this is going
to be a great summer.
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What do you do? Isn't it boring
at the beach day after day?
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No. I mean, like, we just tan,
hang out with friends.
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Like, it's fun.
Skye brings a speaker, so...
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Like, she brought
Tony Robbins to the beach?
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-Who?
-Like a speaker.
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Hello?
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Like, someone to speak.
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That's exactly what she means.
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-What about James Carville?
-Who's that?
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Literally what I was thinking.
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No he's a speaker.
She brought Mitt Romney to the beach?
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Sounds amazing.
Sounds so fun.
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What I want to know is,
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what's going to get you into
an Ivy League school,
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life guarding or interning
at a good law firm?
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My 4.0? Summer's for fucking
off with your friends.
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You don't have any friends.
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I think what your
father is trying to say
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is that your summer needs
some structure, some sort of plan.
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I have a plan.
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I go out. I sleep in.
I tan. Repeat.
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Wow. Look at her.
She's a lawyer already.
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I mean, who needs law school?
Case closed.
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Just because Grandpa was
and you guys are,
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it doesn't mean that
I have to be one.
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Someone has to break
the family curse.
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You know, if Grandpa was alive,
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he could actually argue
your case for you.
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Actually, if Grandpa was alive,
he'd put her in prison
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-for disobeying her parents.
-That's right.
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Maybe I'm tired
of using my brain.
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I want to monetize my hotness
while I'm young.
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Start an OnlyFans.
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How do you even
know what that is?
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00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,291
That is so gross, even as a joke.
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00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:10,791
What is that Boomer ringtone?
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00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:13,083
Oh, stop it.
You kids used to love this song.
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I heard it this morning,
and it reminded me
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of when you were sweet
and doted on your mother.
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When I was, like, six.
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That is just cringe.
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00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:22,500
Well, it's a mother's job
to make her kids cringe.
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Mission accomplished.
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00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:26,875
Did you guys see that
weird ice cream man today?
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What do you mean, weird?
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I don't know. He just,
like, kept popping up,
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like he was following
me or something.
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Like, to kidnap you?
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I feel sorry for
whoever kidnaps Jared.
258
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:36,625
Elizabeth, please.
259
00:14:36,833 --> 00:14:38,000
I take it back.
260
00:14:38,166 --> 00:14:39,646
You'd make an excellent
kidnap victim.
261
00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:41,746
That's not good either,
but at least it's positive.
262
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,500
Wait.
How was he strange?
263
00:14:43,666 --> 00:14:45,916
It was just the song
he was playing, I guess.
264
00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:47,916
I don't know.
It was weird.
265
00:14:48,625 --> 00:14:50,958
Well, I didn't see him
at the club, so...
266
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:52,500
Mom, do you
need the car tomorrow?
267
00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:54,083
Actually, I don't. Why?
268
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,625
Everybody's going
to White Mountain Park.
269
00:14:57,791 --> 00:14:58,791
What about school?
270
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,791
-Oh, it's skip day.
-Skip day?
271
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,416
Some people call it that,
but it's more like a field trip.
272
00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:04,708
Everyone calls it that.
273
00:15:04,916 --> 00:15:07,708
I heard Jesse's brother
skipping with all his friends.
274
00:15:07,916 --> 00:15:09,250
He wouldn't shut up about it.
275
00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:11,454
I figured that you might
just go and tell them after...
276
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:12,378
-Jared, shut up.
-Yeah.
277
00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:13,833
That would be ridiculous, right?
278
00:15:14,041 --> 00:15:15,621
Shut up. It's a tradition
that the juniors do
279
00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:17,585
the last week of school
with the outgoing seniors.
280
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,208
Oh, it's a tradition.
It's so funny,
281
00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:22,125
'cause we did not have that
tradition when we went there.
282
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,621
Because we actually
went to class.
283
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:25,345
-Right. Right. Right.
-Yeah. Right. Right.
284
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:28,079
So, wait. You're telling me
that half the school is cutting tomorrow?
285
00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:29,583
-Approximately.
-Oh.
286
00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:31,150
Then you'll get
twice the attention.
287
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:32,375
-I'm going.
-To school.
288
00:15:32,541 --> 00:15:33,583
To the water park.
289
00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:34,958
Like hell you are.
290
00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:37,037
Finals are over,
and school's done on Wednesday.
291
00:15:37,041 --> 00:15:38,625
-What's the big deal?
-Go Thursday.
292
00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:39,993
Well, then it's not ditching.
293
00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:42,875
Come on.
It is literally so stupid.
294
00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:45,403
Like, that's the point.
You're supposed to break the rules.
295
00:15:45,541 --> 00:15:47,079
The point of rules is actually
to not break them.
296
00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:48,083
That's why they're rules.
297
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:49,750
Says the criminal defense lawyer.
298
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,291
I defend the wrongly accused.
299
00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:52,778
They haven't
committed any crimes.
300
00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:54,041
Sure they haven't.
301
00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:55,568
Look, honey. You can have the car,
302
00:15:55,708 --> 00:15:57,541
but like it or not, you can't go.
303
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,000
Why not?
304
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,446
Because we're going into Boston,
305
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:01,780
and we'll likely stay overnight.
306
00:16:01,916 --> 00:16:03,375
Someone needs to be here for Jared.
307
00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:05,037
-Oh, no. I'm fine.
-I actually can't believe this.
308
00:16:05,041 --> 00:16:06,921
Jared can stay at Elliott's
if anything happens,
309
00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:09,250
-which it... it won't.
-Yes.
310
00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:11,166
Look. As much as we trust you both, okay,
311
00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:13,958
we can't leave a child alone,
because accidents happen,
312
00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:15,416
and we need an adult nearby,
313
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,708
which in this case happens
to be you, honey, okay?
314
00:16:17,916 --> 00:16:20,166
Either way, you're skippin' skip day.
315
00:16:21,583 --> 00:16:23,063
You better find someone to stay with,
316
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,333
or I'm taking you with me.
317
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,500
Oh, no. Please don't
take me to a water park
318
00:16:26,666 --> 00:16:28,375
filled with girls in bikinis.
319
00:16:28,541 --> 00:16:30,416
-Shut up, Jared.
-That's no place
320
00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:32,208
for a mischievous preteen!
321
00:16:32,416 --> 00:16:34,000
-Yeah! Don't take me either!
-Yeah!
322
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:35,541
Take you where?
323
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:37,291
Uh, take you to school tomorrow.
324
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:39,166
I would love to see
you go to school
325
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:41,166
talking about Mint Romney or whoever.
326
00:16:42,666 --> 00:16:44,106
-Mint Romney!
-Mint. Mint Romney...
327
00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:47,291
That's... Do we have any
Mint Romney ice cream for dessert?
328
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:48,666
Do we?
329
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,083
Piper?
330
00:18:06,416 --> 00:18:07,500
Honey, what's wrong?
331
00:18:09,041 --> 00:18:10,666
Did you have more ice cream?
332
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,916
Fran, you spilled something.
333
00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:33,625
Fran?
334
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,166
Oh, my God! Ah!
335
00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:42,416
Oh, God!
336
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,166
Brett!
337
00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:29,916
Oh, baby, what's wrong?
338
00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:32,541
My necklace, I dropped it.
339
00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:34,041
Oh. We'll get it tomorrow.
340
00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:35,291
Let's go back to bed.
341
00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:36,958
But I can't sleep without it.
342
00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:38,208
Please, Daddy?
343
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:40,666
Okay.
344
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,375
Well, okay.
345
00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:50,041
Honey... are you sure?
346
00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:52,208
I can't feel it.
347
00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:04,041
What the fuck? Is this gasoline?
348
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:07,625
Cheryl! The kids have gone fucking crazy!
349
00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:18,708
Cheryl!
350
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:26,666
Steve?
351
00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:28,791
Honey?
352
00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:32,125
I have a gun! I will use it!
353
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:46,125
Elliott! Elliott, baby, what are...
354
00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:49,041
Ah! What did you do to Daddy?
355
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,625
Jesus fucking Christ!
356
00:20:51,791 --> 00:20:54,791
Elliott, what have you done to Steven?
357
00:20:56,416 --> 00:20:57,791
Ah! Ah!
358
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,458
Elliott, put that down!
359
00:21:00,916 --> 00:21:03,958
Elliott!
360
00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:06,125
Elliott!
361
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:07,833
That's it! Come to Mommy!
362
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000
You come to Mommy right n...
363
00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:12,166
No! What are you doing?
364
00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:15,833
Put that down! No! No! No!
365
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,708
Elliott! No! No! Baby, no!
366
00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:20,291
No! You come to Mommy!
367
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:22,625
I'll rock you to sleep.
368
00:21:22,791 --> 00:21:24,458
No! No!
369
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:32,500
Mm.
370
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:34,541
♪ Ring-ding-ding ♪
371
00:21:34,708 --> 00:21:35,625
♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪
372
00:21:35,791 --> 00:21:36,708
♪ Ring-ding-dong ♪
373
00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:38,125
♪ It's the ice cream song ♪
374
00:21:38,333 --> 00:21:39,291
♪ Ringa-ding-ding ♪
375
00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:40,416
♪ Ring-ding-dong ♪
376
00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:41,500
♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪
377
00:21:41,666 --> 00:21:42,791
♪ It's the ice cream song ♪
378
00:21:48,291 --> 00:21:49,208
♪ Ring-ding-ding ♪
379
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:50,291
♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪
380
00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:51,375
♪ Ring-ding-dong ♪
381
00:21:51,541 --> 00:21:52,750
♪ It's the ice cream song ♪
382
00:21:52,916 --> 00:21:54,541
♪ Ringa-ding-ding, ring-ding ♪
383
00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:00,875
♪ Let's have fun ♪
384
00:22:01,041 --> 00:22:02,375
♪ It's the ice cream song ♪
385
00:22:34,708 --> 00:22:36,916
Come on, Claire. Come on.
386
00:22:37,083 --> 00:22:38,625
Good. Good girl.
387
00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:41,000
Oh, my God!
388
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,250
Oh! Are you okay?
389
00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:45,625
What happened?
390
00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:47,291
Someone hurt my mommy.
391
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,208
Oh! Who?
392
00:22:49,375 --> 00:22:50,791
Me.
393
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:57,083
What's up?
394
00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:58,583
The Farbers left their door open.
395
00:22:59,958 --> 00:23:01,333
Probably on their way out.
396
00:23:02,166 --> 00:23:03,416
Well, should I go shut it?
397
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,333
Nah. I'm sure they know.
398
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,416
You know what?
I'll text Fran just in case.
399
00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:10,000
What?
400
00:23:10,166 --> 00:23:11,686
Why is there an ice cream truck parked
401
00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:13,708
at 6:30 in the morning outside our house?
402
00:23:13,875 --> 00:23:15,083
Who knows?
403
00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:17,208
I heard Lizzie and Skye
getting some last night
404
00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:19,583
after her big meltdown about skip day.
405
00:23:21,250 --> 00:23:23,083
Dare I say, he gives me the chills.
406
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,375
Oh, my God.
407
00:23:26,541 --> 00:23:28,037
I thought we were doing ice cream puns.
408
00:23:28,041 --> 00:23:29,500
Yeah.
409
00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:31,916
Does look a little weird, though.
410
00:23:32,083 --> 00:23:33,583
Yeah.
411
00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:35,791
-I'm sure he's harmless.
-Mm-hmm.
412
00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:37,678
I'll call security,
have them do a drive-by.
413
00:23:56,833 --> 00:23:57,750
Watch it!
414
00:23:59,208 --> 00:24:00,041
No! No!
415
00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:13,583
Random.
416
00:24:32,083 --> 00:24:33,000
Moog?
417
00:24:35,625 --> 00:24:36,958
Uh, Moog?
418
00:24:38,541 --> 00:24:39,625
Brett?
419
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,708
Guess you're sick.
420
00:24:46,916 --> 00:24:48,458
See you at school.
421
00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:50,833
Maybe.
422
00:24:52,875 --> 00:24:54,250
Fuckin' weirdo.
423
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:44,916
Is everyone ditching or sick or something?
424
00:25:47,625 --> 00:25:48,791
Are you talking to me?
425
00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:50,458
You feel okay?
426
00:25:51,875 --> 00:25:53,416
Yeah. Random.
427
00:25:55,041 --> 00:25:56,500
Prime real estate today.
428
00:25:57,791 --> 00:25:58,958
Hey, Elliott!
429
00:26:00,250 --> 00:26:01,666
Hey, Elliott!
430
00:26:01,833 --> 00:26:02,916
Elliott?
431
00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:05,833
Oh, shit.
432
00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:08,958
Oh, my God. Marcella.
433
00:26:09,125 --> 00:26:10,125
So, I edited the video,
434
00:26:10,291 --> 00:26:12,125
and I thought that we could do a little...
435
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,208
Okay.
436
00:26:31,875 --> 00:26:35,375
Is this some sort of zombie
pajama day challenge?
437
00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:39,666
Morning, Mr. Mayfair.
438
00:26:39,875 --> 00:26:42,000
Any sign of your friend Mr. Henderson?
439
00:26:42,166 --> 00:26:44,291
Uh, yeah, I just saw him.
440
00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:47,916
He was sick, so, like,
maybe he went to the nurse's?
441
00:26:48,083 --> 00:26:51,541
Yes, the terrible illness we call summer.
442
00:26:51,708 --> 00:26:54,333
Strikes about the end
of every school year.
443
00:26:58,958 --> 00:27:00,375
Do you want me to go check?
444
00:27:00,541 --> 00:27:01,791
Yes, but do come back,
445
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,880
because there's still
three days of school left,
446
00:27:03,916 --> 00:27:06,958
which means three more days to learn!
447
00:27:07,791 --> 00:27:10,416
Let's get back to
some factor trees, shall we?
448
00:27:10,625 --> 00:27:14,583
Jill? You want to break
down 72 into prime numbers?
449
00:27:18,083 --> 00:27:19,333
Guess not.
450
00:27:24,708 --> 00:27:26,333
Are you okay?
451
00:27:27,666 --> 00:27:29,208
Stop asking me that.
452
00:27:29,375 --> 00:27:30,541
What does it look like?
453
00:27:30,708 --> 00:27:33,208
Sorry. It's just...
454
00:27:33,375 --> 00:27:36,125
Is it just me or is
something weird going on?
455
00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:39,208
Y'all shouldn't be cutting class.
456
00:27:39,416 --> 00:27:40,416
That's my job.
457
00:27:43,291 --> 00:27:45,083
He seems normal.
458
00:27:45,250 --> 00:27:46,958
Yeah, for Tommy.
459
00:27:52,666 --> 00:27:53,750
Elliott?
460
00:27:55,541 --> 00:27:57,041
You guys see Elliott?
461
00:27:58,500 --> 00:27:59,583
Guys?
462
00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:04,625
Okay. Uh, is Elliott in there?
463
00:28:06,708 --> 00:28:08,583
Um...
464
00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:10,458
Fuck!
465
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,458
Hey, we got a test or something?
466
00:28:41,958 --> 00:28:44,083
Mr. B, you can't do us like
that last week of school.
467
00:28:44,833 --> 00:28:47,416
Well, at least now I know it's not a joke.
468
00:28:47,625 --> 00:28:49,875
-What joke?
-Ask your friends.
469
00:28:50,083 --> 00:28:51,541
Someone told them it's Silent Day
470
00:28:51,708 --> 00:28:53,750
or some new holiday they invented.
471
00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:56,541
'Sup?
472
00:28:59,041 --> 00:29:00,541
Greg's sick. He ain't sayin' shit.
473
00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:02,541
Language, Mr. Greene.
474
00:29:02,750 --> 00:29:04,875
Language? I'm the only one using it.
475
00:29:05,041 --> 00:29:06,333
You don't think this is weird?
476
00:29:06,541 --> 00:29:09,541
I think everyone's already
on summer vacation.
477
00:29:09,708 --> 00:29:11,666
But now that you're here,
478
00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:12,833
take out a microscope.
479
00:29:16,166 --> 00:29:17,787
What... What do you mean,
she hasn't shown up?
480
00:29:17,791 --> 00:29:18,708
Mr. Hamlin.
481
00:29:18,875 --> 00:29:20,075
Well, can you go by the house?
482
00:29:20,208 --> 00:29:21,666
Mr. Hamlin.
483
00:29:23,041 --> 00:29:24,625
No. I... I... No.
484
00:29:24,791 --> 00:29:25,875
You don't understand...
485
00:29:51,041 --> 00:29:52,916
Excuse me. What are you doing?
486
00:29:53,916 --> 00:29:55,625
Excuse me!
487
00:29:55,791 --> 00:29:58,750
Hello? Class is not dismissed!
488
00:29:58,916 --> 00:30:00,083
I don't know.
489
00:30:16,666 --> 00:30:19,375
-What the hell?
-Um, uh, excuse me.
490
00:30:19,541 --> 00:30:20,583
Whoa. No. No, no.
491
00:30:20,791 --> 00:30:22,458
We all cutting class?
492
00:30:22,625 --> 00:30:24,416
Uh, sorry. No.
Uh, where are you going?
493
00:30:24,583 --> 00:30:25,958
No. Class is not dismissed.
494
00:30:26,166 --> 00:30:27,625
Tommy! You get back here!
495
00:30:27,791 --> 00:30:28,954
Tommy, you get back... All right.
496
00:30:28,958 --> 00:30:30,583
Fine. Fine.
497
00:30:30,750 --> 00:30:32,500
I'll deal with Tommy and the others later.
498
00:30:32,666 --> 00:30:35,666
Now, all of you, back to your seats!
499
00:30:36,750 --> 00:30:37,875
Sit down!
500
00:30:38,958 --> 00:30:41,250
Marcella? Marcella!
501
00:30:41,416 --> 00:30:42,500
Marcella!
502
00:30:42,666 --> 00:30:45,041
Elliott! Elliott, this isn't funny.
503
00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:54,000
Hank the tank, what's good?
504
00:30:54,166 --> 00:30:56,406
Hey, smells like some
hot fudge sundaes up in this bitch.
505
00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:58,375
Ready? Let's go! Whoo!
506
00:30:58,541 --> 00:30:59,500
Ice cream break!
507
00:30:59,666 --> 00:31:02,041
Kids, this is not a fire drill!
508
00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:04,625
Back to your classrooms! What...
509
00:31:04,791 --> 00:31:08,333
Bob! What the hell is going on?
510
00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:10,250
It's got to be a joke.
511
00:31:10,416 --> 00:31:11,916
They got to be filming this.
512
00:31:12,083 --> 00:31:13,833
-We know you're filming this!
-Yeah!
513
00:31:25,625 --> 00:31:26,666
Hey, Elliott.
514
00:31:27,958 --> 00:31:29,750
Come on.
515
00:31:29,916 --> 00:31:31,208
Elliott, please, don't eat it.
516
00:31:31,375 --> 00:31:32,333
Just come on!
517
00:31:45,750 --> 00:31:46,791
Jared!
518
00:31:49,083 --> 00:31:50,875
-It's the smell...
-Cover your nose.
519
00:31:55,416 --> 00:31:56,541
Step aside, fools.
520
00:31:56,708 --> 00:31:57,708
Respect the king.
521
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,090
'Sup? What'd you get?
522
00:32:02,250 --> 00:32:04,166
It's like that, huh?
Let me just take yours...
523
00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:07,041
What? Okay. Fine, man.
524
00:32:07,208 --> 00:32:08,291
Just keep it.
525
00:32:20,166 --> 00:32:21,583
No! Oh, my God!
526
00:32:21,791 --> 00:32:23,625
Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
527
00:32:24,625 --> 00:32:25,958
Children, look away!
528
00:32:26,166 --> 00:32:27,791
No. No, no, no, no, no.
529
00:32:27,958 --> 00:32:30,250
Someone get a nurse.
Someone run and get the nurse!
530
00:32:37,166 --> 00:32:39,625
Piper!
531
00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:41,708
Stop laughing!
532
00:32:42,666 --> 00:32:46,583
Children! This isn't funny!
533
00:32:46,791 --> 00:32:48,083
No, no, no. Shit.
534
00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:49,083
This is not funny!
535
00:32:49,291 --> 00:32:51,291
Sto... Ah!
536
00:32:53,875 --> 00:32:56,208
Ah! Ah!
537
00:32:56,416 --> 00:32:57,500
Mia!
538
00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:02,583
Hey! What is going on here?
539
00:33:02,750 --> 00:33:03,666
Break it up!
540
00:33:03,833 --> 00:33:04,958
Come on! Enough of that!
541
00:33:05,166 --> 00:33:08,083
What... I said break it up.
542
00:33:08,250 --> 00:33:10,291
Oh, my God.
543
00:33:11,416 --> 00:33:12,875
Young man? Oh, my God.
544
00:33:15,041 --> 00:33:16,037
911. What's your emergency?
545
00:33:16,041 --> 00:33:17,791
It's Bob Maloney at Meadowbrook.
546
00:33:18,750 --> 00:33:20,333
I... I'm not sure if the kid jumped
547
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:22,537
or if there was an accident,
but... but it looks like...
548
00:33:22,541 --> 00:33:23,666
Bob, calm down.
549
00:33:23,875 --> 00:33:24,875
I'm not...
550
00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:39,583
Yes. Yes. She's not moving,
551
00:33:39,791 --> 00:33:40,750
and there's a brick...
552
00:33:53,416 --> 00:33:54,708
What... What the fuck?
553
00:34:26,125 --> 00:34:27,500
Shit! Our bikes!
554
00:34:31,708 --> 00:34:35,458
Hey! What is going on here?
555
00:34:36,666 --> 00:34:38,329
-What is going on here?
-Jared, Mia, come on!
556
00:34:38,333 --> 00:34:39,291
Get the fuck inside!
557
00:34:39,458 --> 00:34:40,916
Oh, Christ!
558
00:34:41,125 --> 00:34:43,875
Ow! Ow! Ah!
559
00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:45,708
Ah!
560
00:34:50,333 --> 00:34:52,625
Ow! No! Ah! Ah!
561
00:35:00,125 --> 00:35:02,208
Now, we're going to look
at the common housefly.
562
00:35:02,416 --> 00:35:05,250
But I can assure you there's
nothing common about it.
563
00:35:05,708 --> 00:35:07,750
If you look closer,
564
00:35:07,958 --> 00:35:10,625
oh, you're going to see
the single-cell organism.
565
00:35:10,833 --> 00:35:12,375
Now, that is something...
566
00:35:20,458 --> 00:35:21,708
Whoa!
567
00:35:21,875 --> 00:35:23,250
No, no, no. Come this way.
568
00:35:23,416 --> 00:35:24,666
Come on! Let's go to our class!
569
00:35:24,875 --> 00:35:26,675
What are you doing?
This room is always empty!
570
00:35:27,708 --> 00:35:28,833
Oh, my God!
571
00:35:31,375 --> 00:35:33,375
What are you doing?
572
00:35:33,541 --> 00:35:37,291
Put me down! Let me go!
573
00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:38,750
I think there's no one in here.
574
00:35:38,916 --> 00:35:41,000
What are you doing?
575
00:35:41,166 --> 00:35:42,083
Oh, my God!
576
00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:06,375
They're going to kill Mia if they get in.
577
00:36:06,541 --> 00:36:08,625
Yeah, I know. I know. Just...
578
00:36:53,541 --> 00:36:55,125
Oh, God...
579
00:37:02,958 --> 00:37:03,958
Okay. Come here.
580
00:37:16,083 --> 00:37:17,291
Go! Go!
581
00:37:20,916 --> 00:37:22,041
Hey, Marcella!
582
00:37:22,250 --> 00:37:23,250
Come get me!
583
00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:33,541
Mia, it's me.
584
00:37:33,708 --> 00:37:34,833
Where's Tommy?
585
00:37:35,041 --> 00:37:36,083
At the back exit.
586
00:37:39,708 --> 00:37:42,083
Help me! Help me! Help me! Ah!
587
00:37:48,541 --> 00:37:49,500
What the fuck?
588
00:37:52,833 --> 00:37:53,666
Go back! Go back!
589
00:37:53,875 --> 00:37:57,333
Go! Go! Come on! Shit!
590
00:38:03,375 --> 00:38:04,454
Guys! Guys! Come on! Come on!
591
00:38:04,458 --> 00:38:06,916
Tommy! Get in! Get in! Close the door!
592
00:38:07,083 --> 00:38:08,041
Close the door!
593
00:38:15,041 --> 00:38:16,541
What the hell is happening?
594
00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:19,458
-Something evil.
-Someone evil.
595
00:38:19,666 --> 00:38:21,500
The Ice Cream Man.
596
00:38:21,708 --> 00:38:23,166
It's the cops.
597
00:38:25,291 --> 00:38:27,541
Back it up for me, all right?
598
00:38:28,375 --> 00:38:30,583
Step back. Hey, kids?
599
00:38:30,750 --> 00:38:32,208
Kids, back up. All right?
600
00:38:32,375 --> 00:38:34,083
I need you to back up for me, all right?
601
00:38:34,250 --> 00:38:36,791
Back up. Come on. Back up.
602
00:38:54,208 --> 00:38:55,333
What have you done?
603
00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:57,666
What in God's name have you done?
604
00:38:59,833 --> 00:39:03,458
♪ Ringa-ding-ding ring a-ding-dong ♪
605
00:39:03,666 --> 00:39:05,958
♪ Ringa-ding-dong
it's the Ice Cream Song ♪
606
00:39:06,166 --> 00:39:08,958
♪ Ringa-ding-ding ring-a-ding-dong ♪
607
00:39:09,166 --> 00:39:11,166
Why are you singing? Stop singing!
608
00:39:11,333 --> 00:39:13,250
-♪ Ringa-ding-ding ♪
-This isn't funny!
609
00:39:16,875 --> 00:39:19,000
Oh, shit. They're gluing his face.
610
00:39:19,166 --> 00:39:21,291
-Fuck.
-We need a phone.
611
00:39:21,458 --> 00:39:24,583
Wait. I have mine.
612
00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:30,041
What? It's top of the line.
613
00:39:30,208 --> 00:39:32,128
Look, it's basically
the same thing as an iPhone.
614
00:39:32,166 --> 00:39:33,621
You know, more people use Androids...
615
00:39:33,625 --> 00:39:35,291
Just call someone! We weren't judging.
616
00:39:35,458 --> 00:39:37,541
Yeah. Speak for yourself.
I definitely was.
617
00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:39,666
You've reached the
office of Martin Mayfair.
618
00:39:39,833 --> 00:39:41,750
Oh, shit. It's voice mail.
619
00:39:41,916 --> 00:39:44,208
-I'll try my mom.
-Okay.
620
00:39:44,375 --> 00:39:47,000
Um, sorry. How do I use this thing?
621
00:39:47,166 --> 00:39:48,333
Oh, shit!
622
00:39:48,541 --> 00:39:49,791
-Fireman's here.
-Salinger?
623
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,000
Where's Officer Salinger?
624
00:39:51,083 --> 00:39:52,291
Help us! Please help us.
625
00:39:52,500 --> 00:39:53,375
Whoa. Oh, shit.
626
00:39:53,541 --> 00:39:55,750
Back away from the edge, kids.
627
00:39:55,958 --> 00:39:57,278
Back up. Back away from the edge.
628
00:39:57,291 --> 00:39:59,291
-Help us!
-Stay back.
629
00:40:01,958 --> 00:40:04,041
Just hang tight.
630
00:40:04,250 --> 00:40:05,416
♪ La-la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪
631
00:40:05,583 --> 00:40:08,708
I'm coming. Stay back.
632
00:40:08,916 --> 00:40:11,708
♪ La-la-la ♪
633
00:40:12,833 --> 00:40:15,125
Whoa. Hey, hey, hey!
634
00:40:15,333 --> 00:40:17,041
Bye-bye.
635
00:40:17,250 --> 00:40:18,500
No. Wait. Oh!
636
00:40:43,125 --> 00:40:44,625
Hey!
637
00:40:58,083 --> 00:40:59,333
He's coming.
638
00:40:59,541 --> 00:41:01,916
They're following him.
639
00:41:02,125 --> 00:41:04,541
-We have to run.
-Where?
640
00:41:04,750 --> 00:41:06,430
I don't know,
but we're sitting ducks here.
641
00:41:09,416 --> 00:41:11,291
Oh, my God. Go.
642
00:41:11,458 --> 00:41:13,875
No. No!
643
00:41:24,041 --> 00:41:28,083
They're not trying to kill us.
They're trying to turn us.
644
00:41:28,250 --> 00:41:31,166
Oh, my God. This is actually happening.
645
00:41:31,375 --> 00:41:33,750
What's that?
646
00:41:37,666 --> 00:41:39,541
What the fuck?
647
00:41:43,458 --> 00:41:44,750
Holy.
648
00:41:48,958 --> 00:41:50,833
That ice cream's demonic.
649
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,041
Either of you eat it?
650
00:41:52,250 --> 00:41:53,833
What? No. I'm lactose intolerant.
651
00:41:54,041 --> 00:41:55,541
More information than you needed.
652
00:41:55,708 --> 00:41:58,458
Wait. Sorry. Um,
what do you mean, "demonic"?
653
00:41:58,666 --> 00:42:00,291
Turns you evil. Did you eat it?
654
00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:01,625
I threw it up. I'm fine.
655
00:42:01,833 --> 00:42:03,113
How do we know we can trust you?
656
00:42:03,250 --> 00:42:05,125
I saw her puke, okay? She's fine.
657
00:42:05,291 --> 00:42:07,000
Wait. Were you spying on me?
658
00:42:07,208 --> 00:42:09,458
What? No, no. Of course not.
659
00:42:09,666 --> 00:42:11,375
Kind of, but, like, not in a creepy way.
660
00:42:11,583 --> 00:42:13,541
-I just randomly saw you.
-Jared, it's okay.
661
00:42:13,708 --> 00:42:15,125
I threw it up. I'm fine.
662
00:42:15,291 --> 00:42:16,500
I would have turned by now.
663
00:42:16,666 --> 00:42:18,583
Whatever. I'm keeping my eye on you.
664
00:42:18,750 --> 00:42:20,550
Okay. You know what?
Why don't you keep an eye
665
00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:22,875
on finding us a way out of here? Yeah.
666
00:42:23,083 --> 00:42:26,333
Wait. Lizzie.
667
00:42:49,166 --> 00:42:50,375
Mom!
668
00:42:52,250 --> 00:42:53,750
Mom?
669
00:42:55,250 --> 00:42:57,416
Help! Can somebody help me?
670
00:42:58,750 --> 00:43:00,750
What the fuck?
671
00:43:00,916 --> 00:43:01,875
Hey, Siri?
672
00:43:02,041 --> 00:43:03,791
Call Mom and Dad.
673
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,833
Calling Mom and Dad, work.
674
00:43:08,416 --> 00:43:10,121
You've reached
the office of Martin Mayfair.
675
00:43:10,125 --> 00:43:12,000
Leave a message and I'll return your call.
676
00:43:15,125 --> 00:43:17,166
Hey, Siri? Call Fuckface.
677
00:43:17,333 --> 00:43:18,958
Calling Fuckface.
678
00:43:20,416 --> 00:43:22,458
Put that shit on silent.
679
00:43:22,666 --> 00:43:24,041
Shut up. It's Lizzie.
680
00:43:24,208 --> 00:43:25,666
Lizzie? Lizzie, oh my fucking God.
681
00:43:25,833 --> 00:43:27,393
The kids, they're killing the teachers.
682
00:43:27,416 --> 00:43:28,541
You have to get over here.
683
00:43:28,750 --> 00:43:31,750
I can't move my fucking arms.
Call an ambulance.
684
00:43:31,958 --> 00:43:33,666
-Wait. What?
-Can you call Mom and Dad?
685
00:43:33,875 --> 00:43:35,250
Or get a doctor!
686
00:43:35,458 --> 00:43:36,978
I tried them already. It's voice mail.
687
00:43:37,125 --> 00:43:38,541
Wait. Did you have ice cream?
688
00:43:38,750 --> 00:43:41,625
What? Last night, Skye and I had some.
689
00:43:41,791 --> 00:43:43,708
Jared, this is a fucking emergency!
690
00:43:43,916 --> 00:43:45,156
It's poison. It's fucking evil.
691
00:43:45,166 --> 00:43:46,208
You have to throw it up.
692
00:43:46,416 --> 00:43:48,625
Jared, I said I can't move
my fucking arms.
693
00:43:48,791 --> 00:43:50,291
I'm paralyzed.
694
00:43:50,458 --> 00:43:53,041
It probably paralyzes teens
or knocks you out.
695
00:43:53,250 --> 00:43:54,541
You have to throw it up.
696
00:43:54,750 --> 00:43:55,829
Tell her to use a toothbrush.
697
00:43:55,833 --> 00:43:57,083
Use a toothbrush.
698
00:43:57,291 --> 00:43:59,958
I heard her.
699
00:44:00,125 --> 00:44:02,666
Jared, you have to get out of there.
700
00:44:02,875 --> 00:44:05,333
I know. We're basically praying
they don't find us right now.
701
00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:06,791
What about the church?
702
00:44:06,958 --> 00:44:08,041
Why?
703
00:44:08,250 --> 00:44:09,833
No demon's going to hide out there.
704
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,125
Grace Church.
705
00:44:11,291 --> 00:44:12,579
Nobody ever goes to the basement.
706
00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:14,416
If you try to get there, I can get you.
707
00:44:15,416 --> 00:44:16,333
Grace Church.
708
00:44:16,541 --> 00:44:17,583
Okay.
709
00:44:26,083 --> 00:44:27,541
Shit.
710
00:44:30,750 --> 00:44:31,916
Shit.
711
00:44:37,875 --> 00:44:39,083
Okay. Go. Just go.
712
00:44:39,291 --> 00:44:41,041
Go, go, go!
713
00:44:56,541 --> 00:44:59,250
Ugh.
714
00:45:56,833 --> 00:45:59,333
Don't be a fucking pussy. Just do it.
715
00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:02,458
You got this. Okay.
716
00:46:02,625 --> 00:46:03,583
Fuck!
717
00:46:23,833 --> 00:46:25,541
Hey!
718
00:46:25,750 --> 00:46:27,750
Hey. Get away from there.
719
00:46:41,333 --> 00:46:42,583
What the fuck? Fuck.
720
00:46:42,750 --> 00:46:44,958
Tell them to shut up!
721
00:46:45,166 --> 00:46:46,000
Shit.
722
00:46:54,750 --> 00:46:56,000
Mrs. Poole?
723
00:46:59,541 --> 00:47:00,583
Hello?
724
00:47:03,166 --> 00:47:04,875
Mrs. Poole?
725
00:47:16,333 --> 00:47:18,208
Penelope, what are you doing?
726
00:47:18,416 --> 00:47:19,875
Where's your mom?
727
00:47:21,125 --> 00:47:23,000
Penelope, we have to get
out of here. Come on.
728
00:47:26,083 --> 00:47:27,666
Penelope?
729
00:47:33,625 --> 00:47:35,666
Oh my God. Oh.
730
00:47:57,250 --> 00:48:00,333
Skye? Skye?
731
00:48:01,416 --> 00:48:05,041
Skye? Skye, wake up.
732
00:48:05,208 --> 00:48:06,291
Skye?
733
00:49:05,833 --> 00:49:07,583
I knew you'd come around.
734
00:49:19,083 --> 00:49:21,083
New phone. Who dis?
735
00:49:21,250 --> 00:49:22,750
Chris, stop fucking around.
736
00:49:22,916 --> 00:49:24,541
Help me. Kids are going fucking crazy.
737
00:49:24,708 --> 00:49:26,375
They're attacking.
738
00:49:26,541 --> 00:49:28,291
What are you talking about?
739
00:49:39,916 --> 00:49:41,583
Oh, shit!
740
00:49:42,791 --> 00:49:44,000
Shit.
741
00:49:47,125 --> 00:49:48,666
Oh my gosh. They're coming over.
742
00:49:48,875 --> 00:49:51,541
They'll fucking get in.
743
00:49:51,708 --> 00:49:53,833
They're coming over here.
744
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,833
Yeah. Use that. Use that.
745
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,541
Yeah. Why is it so fucking heavy?
746
00:49:57,708 --> 00:49:59,458
-Just shoot it.
-Do you need help?
747
00:49:59,666 --> 00:50:01,833
-Take the pin off.
-Take the pin out!
748
00:50:02,041 --> 00:50:04,083
What are you doing?
Take the pin out!
749
00:50:04,250 --> 00:50:05,958
Do you want me to do it or something?
750
00:50:06,125 --> 00:50:07,500
-Okay.
-Pull the pin!
751
00:50:07,708 --> 00:50:10,500
Did no one teach you how
to use a fire extinguisher?
752
00:50:16,458 --> 00:50:18,708
Oh my God! You did it!
753
00:50:20,916 --> 00:50:22,291
Go, go, go.
754
00:50:26,708 --> 00:50:28,291
Way to battle.
755
00:50:32,833 --> 00:50:34,458
Go, go, go.
756
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,333
Oh my God. Get in, get in.
757
00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:42,666
Shit! It's locked.
758
00:50:42,833 --> 00:50:44,193
Open the door. What are you doing?
759
00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:47,000
I'm trying. The door is locked.
760
00:50:47,208 --> 00:50:49,916
Jesse!
761
00:50:50,125 --> 00:50:51,666
Oh.
762
00:50:56,291 --> 00:50:58,083
They're gonna break the glass.
763
00:50:58,250 --> 00:50:59,916
Oh, shit.
764
00:51:00,083 --> 00:51:01,541
Oh, my God.
765
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,291
What's...
766
00:51:07,458 --> 00:51:09,375
What's that?
767
00:51:09,541 --> 00:51:11,583
-What the fuck is that?
-Oh, shit.
768
00:51:11,791 --> 00:51:13,458
The door! The door!
769
00:51:13,666 --> 00:51:14,916
Tie it off!
770
00:51:22,041 --> 00:51:23,000
We're trapped.
771
00:51:33,833 --> 00:51:35,416
Go, go, go.
772
00:51:43,583 --> 00:51:45,000
Tag. You're it.
773
00:51:53,583 --> 00:51:57,541
No! No, sweetie.
We do not bully. We do not...
774
00:52:00,625 --> 00:52:02,625
Okay. Right there,
on the other side of that fence,
775
00:52:02,666 --> 00:52:03,958
that's the path to Grace Church.
776
00:52:04,125 --> 00:52:05,166
We'll never make it.
777
00:52:05,375 --> 00:52:06,916
We can, we can,
778
00:52:07,083 --> 00:52:10,166
just as long as we make it
to that cop car.
779
00:52:19,416 --> 00:52:21,833
Oh, shoot. Jared, come on!
780
00:52:22,041 --> 00:52:23,750
I'm trying, it's these stupid shoelaces...
781
00:52:23,916 --> 00:52:25,746
I tried double-knotting them.
I tried triple-knotting...
782
00:52:25,750 --> 00:52:27,710
Dude, forget it! Just come on.
What are you doing?
783
00:52:27,833 --> 00:52:29,750
You're it. No take-backs.
784
00:52:29,916 --> 00:52:31,708
Oh, my...
785
00:52:31,916 --> 00:52:34,208
-What the fuck is this?
-Hurry up.
786
00:52:34,416 --> 00:52:36,333
Come on! You're going to get killed.
787
00:52:36,541 --> 00:52:39,041
Ha! Ha! Take that.
788
00:52:40,291 --> 00:52:41,666
You like that? Huh?
789
00:52:44,916 --> 00:52:46,375
Guys, guys? I'm a genius.
790
00:52:46,541 --> 00:52:47,461
This hand's like magic.
791
00:52:50,541 --> 00:52:52,833
No! No!
It's not what it looks like!
792
00:52:54,625 --> 00:52:56,500
-Come on. Go, go, go.
-Sorry.
793
00:53:04,333 --> 00:53:05,666
Holy fuck!
794
00:53:07,791 --> 00:53:09,000
Keep going. Keep going.
795
00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:40,916
Okay, okay, okay.
We have to make a break for it.
796
00:53:41,125 --> 00:53:43,287
-Just wait for them to clear out.
-Wait. There's too many of them.
797
00:53:43,291 --> 00:53:44,291
But it's the fastest way.
798
00:53:44,416 --> 00:53:46,083
I don't know. I think it's suicide.
799
00:53:46,291 --> 00:53:47,912
-We gotta find another way past them.
-We have to get to the church.
800
00:53:47,916 --> 00:53:50,833
Mia! Oh, my God.
801
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,791
-Sebastian? Are you okay?
-I'm good.
802
00:53:53,958 --> 00:53:56,166
Mia, you okay?
803
00:53:57,958 --> 00:53:59,125
Ugh.
804
00:54:02,666 --> 00:54:03,791
Thanks.
805
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,829
Yeah. No problem.
How'd you know how to do that?
806
00:54:05,833 --> 00:54:08,412
I'm a 12-year-old girl.
Of course I know how to make myself vomit.
807
00:54:08,416 --> 00:54:10,000
That's fucking dark. I like you.
808
00:54:10,166 --> 00:54:12,333
We got to go to the church. You ready?
809
00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:14,000
Go, go, go.
810
00:54:21,083 --> 00:54:21,958
Go.
811
00:54:27,166 --> 00:54:30,000
Oh, my God! What the hell?
812
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:43,958
Go, go.
813
00:54:46,125 --> 00:54:47,333
Hold on. Hold on.
814
00:54:49,375 --> 00:54:50,333
I'm fucking stuck!
815
00:54:50,541 --> 00:54:51,541
What?
816
00:54:59,458 --> 00:55:02,375
Sebastian, come on!
817
00:55:02,583 --> 00:55:03,583
Don't let them change me!
818
00:55:06,625 --> 00:55:09,750
-Oh, my God.
-Sebastian!
819
00:55:11,666 --> 00:55:14,333
Run, run!
820
00:55:20,583 --> 00:55:22,583
So long, suckers.
821
00:55:44,875 --> 00:55:46,583
Oh, my God.
822
00:55:47,208 --> 00:55:48,666
Right over there.
823
00:56:11,333 --> 00:56:12,625
Okay.
824
00:56:31,333 --> 00:56:32,250
Guys?
825
00:56:33,500 --> 00:56:35,125
What?
826
00:56:37,083 --> 00:56:39,208
Why does a church need a walk-in freezer?
827
00:56:39,375 --> 00:56:41,041
Maybe this is where they keep the bodies.
828
00:56:41,208 --> 00:56:42,250
What bodies?
829
00:56:42,416 --> 00:56:43,583
For funerals.
830
00:56:45,291 --> 00:56:47,791
The ice cream. It's in there.
831
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,833
Not in his truck?
832
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,666
Maybe he's got bigger plans.
833
00:57:01,083 --> 00:57:03,125
It's him.
834
00:57:09,166 --> 00:57:10,291
Fuck it.
835
00:57:17,958 --> 00:57:19,291
Oh, shit.
836
00:57:20,708 --> 00:57:21,916
It's all here.
837
00:57:22,125 --> 00:57:24,250
I told you. Let's melt his supply.
838
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,208
Look for a plug or a switch.
839
00:57:40,708 --> 00:57:42,916
-Oh, my God.
-Yeah. Literally.
840
00:57:43,083 --> 00:57:45,791
I see a power switch right by him.
841
00:57:51,333 --> 00:57:54,208
Help... yourselves. Run.
842
00:57:54,375 --> 00:57:55,746
-He's telling us to run.
-We can't.
843
00:57:55,750 --> 00:57:57,070
The Ice Cream Man is right there.
844
00:57:57,166 --> 00:57:58,500
Door.
845
00:57:58,708 --> 00:58:00,583
Shit. No!
846
00:58:02,708 --> 00:58:04,791
Oh, my God. It's stuck!
We're going to die in here.
847
00:58:06,708 --> 00:58:07,958
At least we're going to heaven.
848
00:58:08,125 --> 00:58:10,166
Tommy, that's not even slightly funny.
849
00:58:10,333 --> 00:58:12,375
-It wasn't a joke.
-I can't get a signal,
850
00:58:12,583 --> 00:58:14,183
but Lizzie said she's coming here, so...
851
00:58:14,333 --> 00:58:15,853
Good thing we're in a walk-in freezer.
852
00:58:15,875 --> 00:58:18,916
That's where everyone going to church
looks first, Jared.
853
00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:23,875
Need a lift?
854
00:58:24,083 --> 00:58:25,916
Chris, get me down from here.
855
00:58:26,125 --> 00:58:27,685
Oh, so now you want to be seen with me?
856
00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:30,375
Ha-ha. Very funny.
Now, get me the fuck down.
857
00:58:30,583 --> 00:58:32,166
Only if you promise to not be a dick.
858
00:58:32,375 --> 00:58:34,708
Really? We're going to do this now?
859
00:58:36,416 --> 00:58:37,750
No better time.
860
00:58:38,708 --> 00:58:39,916
Fine, fine.
861
00:58:40,083 --> 00:58:43,458
Chris, I... I promise I won't be a dick.
862
00:58:43,666 --> 00:58:45,583
And if you get me the fuck out of this
863
00:58:45,791 --> 00:58:47,454
I might even consider
going to dinner with you,
864
00:58:47,458 --> 00:58:49,079
assuming that there's
any restaurants left.
865
00:58:49,083 --> 00:58:51,500
But first, can you just
get me the fuck down?
866
00:58:53,208 --> 00:58:54,500
Dinner and a movie.
867
00:58:55,625 --> 00:58:56,833
Dinner.
868
00:58:58,250 --> 00:59:00,291
Okay, fine. Both. Just get me down.
869
00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:02,041
Your terms are accepted.
870
00:59:09,875 --> 00:59:10,916
Come on! Jump.
871
00:59:15,666 --> 00:59:17,208
Nice wheels.
872
00:59:17,375 --> 00:59:19,333
I guess you really are an entrepreneur.
873
00:59:19,500 --> 00:59:20,666
I told you so.
874
00:59:20,875 --> 00:59:23,625
I can even buy a movie ticket now.
875
00:59:23,791 --> 00:59:25,125
Where we going?
876
00:59:25,333 --> 00:59:27,375
The church. Jared's hiding out there.
877
00:59:27,541 --> 00:59:29,333
Okay. Let's go.
878
00:59:36,458 --> 00:59:37,833
This is my fault.
879
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,208
All of it.
880
00:59:39,375 --> 00:59:40,791
How's this on you?
881
00:59:42,541 --> 00:59:45,291
I know who the Ice Cream Man is.
882
00:59:45,833 --> 00:59:47,041
In a way,
883
00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:48,708
I created him.
884
00:59:48,916 --> 00:59:51,208
-What?
-Why would you create that?
885
00:59:51,875 --> 00:59:54,916
I mean, I'm part of something
that caused all of this.
886
00:59:55,125 --> 00:59:57,083
Who is the Ice Cream Man?
887
00:59:57,916 --> 01:00:00,791
His name was Jonathan Smiley.
888
01:00:02,875 --> 01:00:04,291
He drove a truck.
889
01:00:07,375 --> 01:00:09,750
No one knew his real name or his past,
890
01:00:09,916 --> 01:00:12,125
but he spoke with a foreign accent,
891
01:00:12,291 --> 01:00:15,083
so we figured he came from
someplace war-torn.
892
01:00:19,416 --> 01:00:22,125
All he wanted was to make kids happy
893
01:00:22,333 --> 01:00:23,750
with his ice cream.
894
01:00:26,041 --> 01:00:28,875
Children are very trusting of adults,
895
01:00:29,291 --> 01:00:33,083
especially adults
in positions of authority,
896
01:00:33,708 --> 01:00:34,958
in uniform,
897
01:00:35,708 --> 01:00:38,791
teachers, religious figures.
898
01:00:39,791 --> 01:00:41,791
And there are those adults
899
01:00:42,708 --> 01:00:46,250
that would take advantage of that trust.
900
01:00:48,041 --> 01:00:49,875
What did the Ice Cream Man do?
901
01:00:50,041 --> 01:00:52,875
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
902
01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:56,500
But he was blamed
for the crimes of another.
903
01:00:58,125 --> 01:01:01,000
Horrible, unspeakable crimes.
904
01:01:10,416 --> 01:01:11,958
I was a young priest.
905
01:01:12,125 --> 01:01:15,833
I tried to speak out,
but I was silenced by those more powerful.
906
01:01:17,208 --> 01:01:19,416
The scandal was too great.
907
01:01:20,125 --> 01:01:22,375
Rumors spread, small town.
908
01:01:22,541 --> 01:01:24,125
Something had to be done.
909
01:01:25,208 --> 01:01:28,375
It was decided to put the blame
910
01:01:28,541 --> 01:01:31,000
on someone disposable.
911
01:01:32,583 --> 01:01:34,458
The Ice Cream Man.
912
01:01:34,666 --> 01:01:37,375
One lawyer went after him.
913
01:01:38,708 --> 01:01:41,083
He made all the kids lie in court.
914
01:01:42,416 --> 01:01:46,416
All the children testified
against the Ice Cream Man.
915
01:01:47,291 --> 01:01:49,291
The adults fed them lies,
916
01:01:49,458 --> 01:01:52,416
and they regurgitated
those lies on the stand.
917
01:01:56,708 --> 01:01:59,250
What was the lawyer's name?
918
01:02:00,208 --> 01:02:02,250
There is a special place in hell
919
01:02:02,416 --> 01:02:04,416
for men like Milton...
920
01:02:05,333 --> 01:02:06,583
Mayfair.
921
01:02:09,333 --> 01:02:10,708
That's my grandpa.
922
01:02:11,875 --> 01:02:13,541
It's okay.
923
01:02:15,750 --> 01:02:17,375
Wait. You still haven't told us
924
01:02:17,541 --> 01:02:19,458
how he's able to do this.
925
01:02:20,083 --> 01:02:21,666
When he was in jail,
926
01:02:22,166 --> 01:02:23,625
someone came to visit him.
927
01:02:24,916 --> 01:02:27,125
He said he was a lawyer,
928
01:02:27,291 --> 01:02:30,666
but every word out of his mouth was a lie
929
01:02:30,875 --> 01:02:32,541
except for one promise.
930
01:02:32,750 --> 01:02:34,083
By my hand...
931
01:02:34,250 --> 01:02:36,375
That he would help
the Ice Cream Man
932
01:02:36,583 --> 01:02:38,291
get his revenge on the town.
933
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,875
He was a necromancer,
934
01:02:44,500 --> 01:02:47,541
someone who raises the dead for a price.
935
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:52,958
For the Ice Cream Man's soul
in exchange for his revenge.
936
01:02:54,583 --> 01:02:56,541
The necromancer promised
937
01:02:56,708 --> 01:02:58,666
that he would bring him back
with special powers
938
01:02:58,875 --> 01:03:02,416
once the kids had grown into adults.
939
01:03:02,583 --> 01:03:04,875
When the town had long forgotten
940
01:03:05,041 --> 01:03:06,333
what they'd done,
941
01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:09,500
the Ice Cream Man would remind them.
942
01:03:12,958 --> 01:03:14,833
The next day, they found him
943
01:03:15,041 --> 01:03:16,750
dead in his cell.
944
01:03:19,458 --> 01:03:20,875
They decided to bury him
945
01:03:21,041 --> 01:03:24,458
in an unmarked grave
by the sap of the river.
946
01:03:26,041 --> 01:03:28,791
To resurrect him,
the necromancer took his place.
947
01:03:31,166 --> 01:03:33,041
He's lying there now.
948
01:03:35,041 --> 01:03:37,125
How do we stop the Ice Cream Man,
949
01:03:37,291 --> 01:03:38,750
if we ever get out of here?
950
01:03:38,958 --> 01:03:40,750
Kill the necromancer,
951
01:03:41,750 --> 01:03:43,625
the Ice Cream Man dies with him.
952
01:03:44,125 --> 01:03:46,625
So, all we have to do
is kill the necromancer?
953
01:03:46,791 --> 01:03:48,625
But he's not alone.
954
01:03:48,833 --> 01:03:50,666
He lies with a siren,
955
01:03:50,833 --> 01:03:52,916
who will alert him if anyone attacks.
956
01:03:53,583 --> 01:03:55,583
So, then, all we have to do
is kill the siren,
957
01:03:55,750 --> 01:03:57,458
and then kill the necromancer.
958
01:03:57,625 --> 01:03:58,666
You can't just kill him.
959
01:03:59,208 --> 01:04:01,041
You have to cut his head off.
960
01:04:01,250 --> 01:04:03,370
Okay. So, we kill the siren,
then we cut his head off.
961
01:04:03,500 --> 01:04:05,166
-Yes.
-Okay.
962
01:04:05,375 --> 01:04:06,958
But you must not look at him.
963
01:04:07,125 --> 01:04:09,083
The necromancer can still seduce,
964
01:04:09,291 --> 01:04:11,041
even decapitated.
965
01:04:11,208 --> 01:04:13,041
Hang on. We killed the siren,
966
01:04:13,208 --> 01:04:16,208
and then decapitated the necromancer,
but we can't even look at him?
967
01:04:16,375 --> 01:04:18,791
Wait. This is a lot.
How would we kill him if we can't...
968
01:04:18,958 --> 01:04:21,666
You kill the siren.
You cut the necromancer's head off.
969
01:04:21,833 --> 01:04:23,291
He'll be wearing a ceremonial cloak.
970
01:04:23,458 --> 01:04:25,916
Do not remove the hood.
Find the Ice Cream Man.
971
01:04:26,083 --> 01:04:27,291
Remove the hood.
972
01:04:27,458 --> 01:04:30,333
Make the Ice Cream Man
look into the necromancer's eyes.
973
01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:31,583
That will kill him.
974
01:04:32,583 --> 01:04:34,208
Wait. What about the kids?
975
01:04:34,416 --> 01:04:35,750
Do they just die?
976
01:04:36,916 --> 01:04:38,541
The cursed children will sleep
977
01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:41,416
and when they awake,
they'll remember none of this.
978
01:04:42,875 --> 01:04:44,875
Hide. I'll distract the Ice Cream Man.
979
01:04:45,041 --> 01:04:46,708
When he comes for me, you lock the door.
980
01:04:49,375 --> 01:04:51,291
Saving you three
is my only chance at salvation.
981
01:04:51,458 --> 01:04:52,458
Now, hide!
982
01:05:00,916 --> 01:05:02,625
Ecce Crucem Domini.
983
01:05:03,708 --> 01:05:06,750
Fugite partes adversae.
984
01:05:07,291 --> 01:05:10,791
Vicit Leo... Radix Juda.
985
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,208
Alleluia.
986
01:05:13,250 --> 01:05:15,166
Alleluia, alleluia!
987
01:05:18,583 --> 01:05:19,750
Alleluia!
988
01:05:23,208 --> 01:05:24,083
Fuck. Go!
989
01:05:24,250 --> 01:05:26,375
This way. Come on.
990
01:05:31,833 --> 01:05:33,166
Where is everyone?
991
01:05:36,625 --> 01:05:39,041
-Hello?
-Hello?
992
01:05:40,208 --> 01:05:41,666
Anyone here?
993
01:05:44,458 --> 01:05:45,458
Holy...
994
01:05:50,875 --> 01:05:51,833
-Jared?
-Lizzie!
995
01:05:52,041 --> 01:05:53,708
-Jared.
-Oh, my God.
996
01:05:56,125 --> 01:05:57,365
Told you she'd come back to me.
997
01:05:58,500 --> 01:06:00,291
-Really, Chris?
-Oh, shit.
998
01:06:05,166 --> 01:06:06,916
Looks like Roger got his bell rung.
999
01:06:10,333 --> 01:06:11,541
He had this bell.
1000
01:06:11,750 --> 01:06:12,666
Chris!
1001
01:06:13,541 --> 01:06:15,666
-Did you get Mom and Dad?
-Voice mail.
1002
01:06:15,875 --> 01:06:17,275
There's no answer at their offices.
1003
01:06:17,375 --> 01:06:19,055
Well, how about
we get the fuck out of here
1004
01:06:19,208 --> 01:06:20,666
and call them on the way?
1005
01:06:20,833 --> 01:06:22,787
-We're going to the cemetery.
-Fuckin' A, right?
1006
01:06:22,791 --> 01:06:24,287
We're all gonna be in
the cemetery if we don't
1007
01:06:24,291 --> 01:06:26,496
-get the fuck out of here.
-No. We know how to stop him.
1008
01:06:26,500 --> 01:06:29,041
-Let's just...
-Wait. Wait. Where's Tommy?
1009
01:06:29,208 --> 01:06:32,500
-Tommy? Tommy!
-Tommy?
1010
01:06:32,666 --> 01:06:34,500
Would you help with this shit?
1011
01:06:35,583 --> 01:06:36,416
What the fuck?
1012
01:06:36,583 --> 01:06:38,871
Are you going gold prospecting
in the Old West or something?
1013
01:06:38,875 --> 01:06:42,541
You want to dig up a grave
with your bare hands, be my guest.
1014
01:06:45,875 --> 01:06:47,750
Guess we're going to dig up a grave.
1015
01:07:05,333 --> 01:07:07,208
Where is everyone?
1016
01:07:07,375 --> 01:07:09,833
Adults are hiding or dead.
1017
01:07:10,041 --> 01:07:12,125
Teens who ate it are in some kind of coma.
1018
01:07:12,333 --> 01:07:13,666
Kids are missing.
1019
01:07:13,833 --> 01:07:16,583
Did the priest know why
the Ice Cream Man is doing this?
1020
01:07:16,750 --> 01:07:18,791
Yeah. It has to do with Grandpa Milton.
1021
01:07:19,458 --> 01:07:21,958
He made all the kids
lie in court to put him away.
1022
01:07:22,458 --> 01:07:24,708
I guess this is his revenge.
1023
01:07:24,875 --> 01:07:27,541
Mom and Dad, they testified, too.
1024
01:07:28,083 --> 01:07:28,958
Yeah.
1025
01:07:29,583 --> 01:07:32,000
I told you being a lawyer
was a fucking family curse.
1026
01:07:34,250 --> 01:07:37,208
Chris, it looks like she needs help.
1027
01:07:37,791 --> 01:07:39,333
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
1028
01:07:39,541 --> 01:07:43,916
I killed him! I killed him!
1029
01:07:46,916 --> 01:07:48,166
Do you want a ride?
1030
01:07:50,541 --> 01:07:51,708
Chris, go!
1031
01:07:51,916 --> 01:07:53,541
-I killed him!
-Chris, go!
1032
01:07:57,458 --> 01:07:58,958
Sorry, lady.
1033
01:08:35,625 --> 01:08:36,958
How are we supposed to find it?
1034
01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:38,916
It's an unmarked grave.
1035
01:08:39,083 --> 01:08:40,541
There's thousands of them.
1036
01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:44,750
Wait. What did he say about
1037
01:08:44,958 --> 01:08:46,833
"by the sap of the river"?
1038
01:08:47,041 --> 01:08:48,291
Well, there's a river maple.
1039
01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:49,916
Those things have a ton of sap.
1040
01:08:50,083 --> 01:08:51,791
Fucking pain in the ass to prune.
1041
01:08:51,958 --> 01:08:53,791
They can ruin a chainsaw.
1042
01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:57,333
What?
1043
01:08:58,291 --> 01:09:00,916
I take back what I said
about you being a total retard.
1044
01:09:01,458 --> 01:09:02,538
When did you ever say that?
1045
01:09:02,583 --> 01:09:04,121
Well, I've said it, like, a zillion times.
1046
01:09:04,125 --> 01:09:05,085
Just never to your face.
1047
01:09:05,208 --> 01:09:06,166
I think her exact words
1048
01:09:06,375 --> 01:09:07,666
were "a touch of the 'tism."
1049
01:09:08,250 --> 01:09:10,833
Guys, could we please focus
on finding this river maple?
1050
01:09:11,041 --> 01:09:12,625
Oh! I see one.
1051
01:09:13,541 --> 01:09:14,625
There.
1052
01:09:43,625 --> 01:09:45,125
-Chris?
-Backing up.
1053
01:09:45,333 --> 01:09:46,333
Bad idea!
1054
01:09:51,208 --> 01:09:52,875
They're surrounding us!
1055
01:09:53,083 --> 01:09:54,375
Ya don't say...
1056
01:09:57,916 --> 01:09:59,916
They're getting closer!
They're getting closer!
1057
01:10:00,125 --> 01:10:01,750
Oh, my gosh...
1058
01:10:01,958 --> 01:10:02,875
Chris!
1059
01:10:03,083 --> 01:10:04,916
-Hit it!
-Fuck it!
1060
01:10:07,166 --> 01:10:08,916
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
1061
01:10:18,708 --> 01:10:19,666
Holy shit!
1062
01:10:21,125 --> 01:10:22,416
Stop the fucking car!
1063
01:10:22,625 --> 01:10:23,708
Okay! Okay!
1064
01:10:28,833 --> 01:10:30,375
Find the grave! I'll distract him!
1065
01:10:30,583 --> 01:10:32,166
-Chris, I wanted to...
-Go! Help them!
1066
01:10:32,375 --> 01:10:34,166
Remember, river Maple, leaking sap.
1067
01:10:39,250 --> 01:10:41,500
You're brilliant. Be safe.
1068
01:10:46,250 --> 01:10:47,458
Fuck yeah.
1069
01:11:17,833 --> 01:11:19,583
What are you doing?
1070
01:11:29,916 --> 01:11:30,958
I see it!
1071
01:11:38,916 --> 01:11:40,250
This one?
1072
01:11:40,416 --> 01:11:41,333
Pretty sure.
1073
01:11:42,375 --> 01:11:44,083
Not a good time to be wrong.
1074
01:11:44,250 --> 01:11:46,375
There's no grass.
This has got to be it.
1075
01:11:58,500 --> 01:12:00,041
What the fuck?
1076
01:12:02,458 --> 01:12:06,208
Are you fucking kidding me?!
What the fuck?!
1077
01:12:07,625 --> 01:12:09,208
Get off my fucking truck!
1078
01:12:10,416 --> 01:12:11,458
Oh my God!
1079
01:12:11,666 --> 01:12:13,208
You're fucking disgusting!
1080
01:12:13,416 --> 01:12:14,666
Fuck!
1081
01:12:14,875 --> 01:12:17,750
Ugh!
1082
01:12:21,166 --> 01:12:22,333
Come on!
1083
01:12:22,541 --> 01:12:24,583
I just got it detailed!
1084
01:12:26,291 --> 01:12:28,125
Fucking kids!
1085
01:12:35,041 --> 01:12:37,541
Holy shit...
1086
01:12:37,750 --> 01:12:40,166
All right... Okay. I'll do it.
1087
01:12:40,333 --> 01:12:41,333
No.
1088
01:12:42,375 --> 01:12:43,500
My family started this.
1089
01:12:43,958 --> 01:12:45,708
We're going to end it.
1090
01:12:46,250 --> 01:12:47,833
Hey, guys. I need your help.
1091
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:50,000
-On the count of three.
-Okay...
1092
01:12:50,166 --> 01:12:51,083
One...
1093
01:12:51,291 --> 01:12:52,875
-Two...
-Jared, wait!
1094
01:12:53,083 --> 01:12:54,250
Don't do it. It's a trap.
1095
01:12:54,416 --> 01:12:56,208
Elliott? What happened?
1096
01:12:56,375 --> 01:12:58,958
It wore off.
Not all of his ice cream works.
1097
01:12:59,166 --> 01:13:00,125
He set a trap for you.
1098
01:13:00,291 --> 01:13:01,875
Don't listen. That's not Elliott!
1099
01:13:02,041 --> 01:13:04,291
-Come on, of course it's me.
-Everything that comes out
1100
01:13:04,500 --> 01:13:07,166
of the Necromancer's mouth is a lie.
Don't trust him.
1101
01:13:07,333 --> 01:13:08,708
Jared, that's dangerous.
1102
01:13:08,916 --> 01:13:10,625
Lizzie, make him listen.
1103
01:13:10,791 --> 01:13:12,666
If we run... where are we going?
1104
01:13:12,833 --> 01:13:13,875
We're getting out of here.
1105
01:13:14,041 --> 01:13:15,875
I know. But how?
1106
01:13:16,041 --> 01:13:18,250
Just trust me. You gotta come with me.
1107
01:13:18,458 --> 01:13:19,625
Before he gets back.
1108
01:13:19,833 --> 01:13:21,833
I will, if you tell me one thing.
1109
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:23,000
Anything.
1110
01:13:23,208 --> 01:13:24,458
Come on.
1111
01:13:24,833 --> 01:13:27,633
What did you call me yesterday
when I caught that fly and won the game.
1112
01:13:28,208 --> 01:13:29,750
I called you Jarhead.
1113
01:13:33,958 --> 01:13:35,000
I blew the game, Elliott.
1114
01:13:37,916 --> 01:13:39,750
Just like you blew it now.
1115
01:13:40,791 --> 01:13:42,208
Don't come near him!
1116
01:13:42,416 --> 01:13:43,833
I don't have to.
1117
01:13:46,166 --> 01:13:47,208
Mia!
1118
01:14:35,541 --> 01:14:36,833
Chris!
1119
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,208
Chris! Help us!
1120
01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:41,833
Dig!
1121
01:14:50,541 --> 01:14:52,250
Holy shit.
1122
01:15:03,416 --> 01:15:04,750
Lizzie, the pickaxe!
1123
01:15:07,125 --> 01:15:08,041
Alright kid...
1124
01:15:08,250 --> 01:15:09,250
Let's do it.
1125
01:15:13,500 --> 01:15:15,500
Chris!
1126
01:15:15,708 --> 01:15:16,833
Chris!
1127
01:15:18,416 --> 01:15:20,500
-Just fucking kill him!
-Fuck it!
1128
01:15:32,041 --> 01:15:35,041
It's so tasty, Tommy. You should try some.
1129
01:15:35,750 --> 01:15:37,250
Mia... No.
1130
01:15:37,458 --> 01:15:38,666
We were wrong.
1131
01:15:38,833 --> 01:15:40,583
It's the adults we can't trust.
1132
01:15:44,541 --> 01:15:46,833
The Ice Cream Man was right.
1133
01:15:47,041 --> 01:15:49,333
He's the only one protecting us.
1134
01:15:49,541 --> 01:15:51,166
He's giving us powers.
1135
01:15:51,333 --> 01:15:53,375
Powers to fight them.
1136
01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:00,208
He's so peaceful, Tommy.
1137
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:03,500
He loves us.
1138
01:16:27,166 --> 01:16:31,208
♪ I left my wife in the month of May
A risselty-rosselty now-now-now ♪
1139
01:16:31,375 --> 01:16:33,121
♪ She killed a squirrel
and baked a souffle ♪
1140
01:16:33,125 --> 01:16:34,708
♪ A risselty-rosselty... ♪
1141
01:16:34,875 --> 01:16:37,166
Jared! Jared, wait!
1142
01:16:37,375 --> 01:16:38,291
Don't look...
1143
01:16:38,458 --> 01:16:39,500
I'm going to kill him!
1144
01:16:39,708 --> 01:16:40,916
Don't do it!
1145
01:16:41,125 --> 01:16:42,125
Why?
1146
01:16:42,291 --> 01:16:44,333
Tommy! Don't look at it!
1147
01:17:13,291 --> 01:17:15,833
I'm sorry, Tommy.
1148
01:17:47,750 --> 01:17:50,875
Every word out
of his mouth was a lie,
1149
01:17:51,041 --> 01:17:53,750
except for one promise.
1150
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:56,875
The Ice Cream Man's soul...
1151
01:17:57,958 --> 01:18:00,333
in exchange for his revenge.
1152
01:18:55,208 --> 01:18:58,125
♪ Ringa-ding-ding ♪
1153
01:18:58,291 --> 01:19:00,666
♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪
1154
01:19:01,333 --> 01:19:03,416
♪ Ringa-ding-ding ♪
1155
01:19:03,583 --> 01:19:07,291
♪ It's the ice cream song ♪
1156
01:19:07,458 --> 01:19:10,291
♪ Ringa-ding-ding ♪
1157
01:19:10,458 --> 01:19:13,416
♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪
1158
01:19:13,583 --> 01:19:15,500
♪ Ringa-ding-ding ♪
1159
01:19:15,666 --> 01:19:19,000
♪ It's the ice cream song ♪
1160
01:19:28,041 --> 01:19:29,541
♪ You scream, I scream ♪
1161
01:19:29,708 --> 01:19:31,791
♪ We scream, ice cream ♪
1162
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:33,500
♪ You scream, I scream ♪
1163
01:19:33,666 --> 01:19:35,708
♪ We scream, ice cream ♪
1164
01:19:35,916 --> 01:19:37,458
♪ You scream, I scream ♪
1165
01:19:37,625 --> 01:19:39,666
♪ We scream, ice cream ♪
1166
01:19:39,875 --> 01:19:41,375
♪ You scream, I scream ♪
1167
01:19:41,541 --> 01:19:43,583
♪ We scream, ice cream ♪
1168
01:19:43,791 --> 01:19:45,291
♪ You scream, I scream ♪
1169
01:19:45,458 --> 01:19:47,541
♪ We scream, ice cream ♪
1170
01:19:47,750 --> 01:19:49,291
♪ You scream, I scream ♪
1171
01:19:49,458 --> 01:19:51,458
♪ We scream, ice cream ♪
1172
01:19:51,666 --> 01:19:53,583
♪ Yeah... ♪
1173
01:19:55,625 --> 01:19:57,541
♪ Ice Cream Man ♪
1174
01:20:23,166 --> 01:20:24,750
Hi, kids.
1175
01:20:24,916 --> 01:20:26,875
Would you like some ice cream?
1176
01:20:38,875 --> 01:20:40,458
♪ You scream, I scream ♪
1177
01:20:40,625 --> 01:20:42,625
♪ We scream, ice cream ♪
1178
01:20:42,833 --> 01:20:44,375
♪ You scream, I scream ♪
1179
01:20:44,541 --> 01:20:46,541
♪ We scream, ice cream ♪
1180
01:20:46,750 --> 01:20:48,333
♪ You scream, I scream ♪
1181
01:20:48,500 --> 01:20:50,500
♪ We scream, ice cream ♪
1182
01:20:50,708 --> 01:20:52,208
♪ You scream, I scream ♪
1183
01:20:52,375 --> 01:20:54,416
♪ We scream, ice cream ♪
1184
01:20:54,625 --> 01:20:56,208
♪ You scream, I scream ♪
1185
01:20:56,375 --> 01:20:58,375
♪ We scream, ice cream ♪
1186
01:20:58,583 --> 01:21:00,166
♪ You scream, I scream ♪
1187
01:21:00,333 --> 01:21:02,291
♪ We scream, ice cream ♪
1188
01:21:02,500 --> 01:21:06,208
♪ Yeah ♪
1189
01:21:06,416 --> 01:21:10,166
♪ Ice Cream Man ♪